Wild and Reverent greetings my friends on the spiritual path.

Tonight is a glorious night. Tonight, Kuu Vakuutus was founded.

Kuu Vakuutus is an insurance company that is founded upon the principles of friendship.

At Kuu Vakuutus, I am announcing that my mission is to protect your stuff at all costs. If your emotionally valued stuff is broken, I create copies of them to refund. Be sure to send photos of the stuff. This also includes things like family treasures and even pets. Your favorite works of art. Also the compensation for the stuff is on the house up to a point.

I am also giving out life insurances to everybody. That means you. Whatever age you are.

A bi-yearly (every 6 months) canvas painting worth 250 as a subscriber gift??? Where do I sign up, you may ask at this point…

Welcome.

The price tag? A humble 108 euros per month.

Stay eternally timeless, and look at the moon. It is our Omen.

Be sure to drop your contact information and lets be in touch via the telephone in just a few days!